youre lurking in front of me
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Randomize
