I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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