Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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