piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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