i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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