I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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