I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Do vagina's smell?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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