Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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