worst night to have a conscience
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
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Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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