btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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