yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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