hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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