I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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