There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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