found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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