i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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