ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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