My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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