I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Randomize
