Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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