he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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