Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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