I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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