check it out our google latitudes are spooning
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i just google imaged poop.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
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I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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