The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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