what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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