your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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