so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
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I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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