I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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