Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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