How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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