I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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