Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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