I'm jealous of your bromance
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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