he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
