you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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