Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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