I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
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did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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