i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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