dude i'm inner monologue high
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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