She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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