I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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