he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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