He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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