if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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