Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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