my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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