what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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