dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
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sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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