I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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