is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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