wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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