Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
