sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
