oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
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