Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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