me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
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i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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