omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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